I prefer motherfucker. It’s not failed me yet.

Example: “You’re a fantastic motherfucker, motherfucker”

It gets so fun be patient. I have a 4 and a 7 and we play video games and it’s so fun. We go on bike rides… All you gotta do is make it through a little longer, change some diapers. This is truly the hardest part, or it was for me. I was chopped liver for quite a while, but when they started talking,it started getting fun.

Also, earlier than 4yo, I couldn’t get either to play video games. Hands were too clumsy and small.

They’re my little buds now and I’m trying to soak it in.

The days are long, the years are short. Soak it in, friends.