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Cake day: Aug 18, 2025

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Yeah I printed 100 copies of goatse to the staffroom printer in highschool right enough.


So my 4 year old is on track to become a cat burglar.
She can move silently about the house at night and sneak up on anyone. She's extremely agile and can climb things that her older siblings have difficulty with. She's a complete klepto She's completely fearless And today she's turned her attention to lock picking. There I am taking a dump when I hear a rummaging sound from the lock of the bathroom door. Moments later I look up at her grinning and brandishing the pair of plastic sunglasses she used to gain entry to the bathroom. Should I encourage this progression to a life of crime? She clearly has a talent for it. Or is there a more legal application of these talents?
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