Günther Unlustig 🍄

Peter Lustig’s unlustiger verschollener Sohn mit weirden Interessen und Gadsen.

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Peter Lustig used to be the moderator in an old German kids science and nature series called “Löwenzahn” (Dandelion) who shaped our generation.
He also shaped my childhood, and I want to honour him.

My real name also isn’t “Günther”, it’s just a reference to “Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Günther” from Spongebob: The Movie, because I wanted it to sound like a real name and it makes conversations easier.

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/21937555
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The key thing is to only slightly coat them. If you smear too much on them, they won’t ignite that easily.

But yeah. The wax should be very runny and hot, so it gets soaked up by the pad. And then heat it, so it re-melts, for example with a very hot heating gun or baking oven.

And when you want to use it, just tear the cotton apart a bit, so the fibers get exposed, and it will ignite instantly.

I like it more than petrol jelly, because it’s hardened and not as sticky.


“Napalm” is usually considered as a weapon. What you meant is probably just “emergency firestarter”, or as I would call it, turbo-tinder :D

I personally prefer using cotton pads, that are soaked in liquid candle wax. When it’s cold, it hardens and the whole pad gets stiff and hydrophobic.

Instead of having to lift a glass jar, you can just slip a few of those discs into your pocket or a small bag.

And because the wax is hard, you don’t have to worry about storage, and they will stay that way forever. With your polystyrene goo, you have to remember that the jar will never be 100% gas tight and it will evalorate over time.

The pads even work when wet (because they won’t get wet) and can be used with a ferrocerium rod.

Also, styrofoam releases toxic gases when ignited, wax won’t.


You can’t just use LECA straight as a 1:1 replacement for soil (or bark in your case).

Right now, I’ve made a introduction guide for example that, but sadly only in German yet. You can try to read it by translating it automatically via your browser, maybe it works.

https://photon.slrpnk.net/post/slrpnk.net/17681128

In that post I also explain what fertilizer I use.

TL;DR: Wash and soak your LECA first after arrivial, and use orchid fertilizer at 1/2 strength or so. But proper hydro fertiliser should be better.


I don’t have any “secret advice” so to speak off, sadly. But I can tell you everything I do “right”.

First of all, I have zero experience with orchids yet, except those ones. Everything I know is from what I’ve researched.

First, high air humidity and indirect light. They don’t like direct sun blasting on them or prolonged very low RHs, like most other houseplants.
That’s why they’re behind a very thin white curtain, or in my bathroom.

And about those rock pebbles: they’re called “LECA”, or hydroton, or expanded clay pebbles. They’re a kind of hydroponic medium.
Because they’re in this special setup, called “semi-hydro”, they receive optimal conditions, with lots of air, nutrients, and steady stable water supply. Because they have stable and perfect conditions, they are less stressed and grow optimally.

Regarding the other benefits of hydroponics itself (pest control, etc.), you can read countless reports and literature about it, and also check out !hydroponics@slrpnk.net in the meantime, where I might make a post about this setup soon.

It’s absolutely great, I really recommend you trying that!


Sadly, yes. I got them at Lidl here in Germany, when they were in stock.

I really hope they will be back soon!


Hey :) I’m very sorry that you now feel bad because of my post. I just wanted to inspire some people out there, because a lot of plants/ orchids get thrown out, even in way better conditions.

I even noticed a few people throwing orchids into the trash after they finished blooming! :o

Really, please don’t feel bad. My journey to zero waste is also very long, even after a few years. Every little bit counts!
I still produce A LOT of waste, I just wanted to inspire others a bit with my submission.

Cheers!


Here's my original post on Feddit.org, a german instance: https://photon.slrpnk.net/post/17757233 I still made quite some effort to translate it manually for you. --- I bought two phalaenopsis orchids about two months ago. A pink, and a gold one. First the pink one. I got it from a discounter, and... well it already looked like shit when I bought it. The roots were pretty much all dead. ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/0a2e9132-c86d-4b0f-8bd3-20be5b46721b.jpeg) Now, it recovered, and even put out its' first flower spike! ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/765c82de-4583-4659-ac22-fb1d8f6c370e.jpeg) ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/c405fb3d-8343-4bdf-8283-6b94e4309985.jpeg) ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/ae5767cf-6f97-4f0e-ab9c-fc4afd3aaa54.jpeg) It still looks a bit dehydrated/ leathery, but otherwise it's in a stable condition and recovers very well. The other one is from a proper garden center, AND IT LOOKED EVEN WORSE! Not only were the roots completely mush, but it also had a new buddy in its sleeve, I call him "worm buddy", my new pet. ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/1276f0eb-1e5e-4031-ad12-057c14e2b6ae.jpeg) ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/a87c4f89-f23c-4edb-8088-36be4f3bb227.jpeg) Now, it looks like this: ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/5a4ed3bb-8533-4c36-9b33-1af0a5db467f.jpeg) ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/dc85359c-962c-4086-bd5e-9f0732eeb1c7.jpeg) It grew new flower pods and already started to bloom! How awesome is that? ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/3ea006e0-64c4-488c-9e37-29a5523c902c.jpeg) On top of that, I showed the pictures a worker in the shop I bought it, and they were so embarrassed, that they gave me a voucher for a new plant, because they called it "inrecoverable". So I got this Oncidium orchid additionally for free: ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/eafd015f-2070-4e62-9bd2-5693a8f1c892.jpeg) This post is just a small reminder that plants can be very tolerant to anything, and with some luck and experience, you can save them.
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I actually do even operate my home server with Home Assistant already! :)

But if I feel the need to have a dashboard display somewhere, I would like to use something with an e-ink display instead and then integrate it properly.

But, at least right now, I barely have something one might call a smart home, and therefore not as many use cases for HA just “because it’s neat”.


Looking for some (re-)use cases for older Android smartphones
Up until a few days ago, I've had a Google Pixel 5. I used it for about 3-4 years, but I had to replace it due to its' hardware failing and it hitting EOL software support wise. Especially the USB-C port is damaged, and the battery is drained in just one blink of an eye. Said device is now lying around in the drawer, and I want to find a good use out of it. It's still a fine phone. Like all those phones other people have in their drawer. It's probably faster than my homeserver, has cameras, sensors, wireless connections, and much more. It has GrapheneOS installed, and is still more or less secure, probably even more than 80% of other android phones right now I guess? **Do you have any ideas for what I can repurpose it? ** --- I know that there's Octo4a, which can turn it into an Octoprint server for my 3D-printer, but I already have a Raspberry Pi for that, and as said, the phone has an unstable USB connection. Maybe I could use it for my photography equipment, e.g. as remote shutter?
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I did this too with a few laptops. Rule of thumb is, that if it runs Windows already decently, it will behave like a racing car under any distro/ DE.

Those special “low-spec” distros often look outdated and aren’t as much as a joy to use. I would recommend trying something with Gnome, Cinnamon or KDE first, and if it doesn’t run smoothly, then try something else.

Good distros for newcomers are Mint or Aurora / Bluefin.

The hardest part of using Linux as someone who isn’t tech iterate is the installation part. It’s extremely easy, but many people are afraid of bricking something, which isn’t possible. Installing Linux is way easier than installing Windows. And as long as the new user knows where they can find the browser, they’re good most of the time.

Regarding phones: sadly, this is way harder. Not only are most used phones either damaged or have a bad battery, but most have a locked bootloader, so you can’t install other OSs. This includes most budget phones (Xiaomi, etc.) and Samsung devices.


Wow! That looks very beautiful!

What tree is that? And where do you live, because everything is green and blooming right now?


Don’t buy a Christmas tree, get a houseplant instead!
I hate Christmas trees with passion. Imagine growing a seedling for many years in a monoculture, just for it to get cut down and used as a dumb decoration. And it even isn't the "cool" type of dumb decoration. You buy it, you get stung all the time while transporting it, you'll have needles lying around all over your apartment, it's a fire hazard, and after not even a few days or weeks you'll have to throw it out, which is also super annoying too. Even worse are those ridiculous plastic Christmas trees. Don't even get me started on these ones! # Solution **Get a (big) houseplant instead!** There are many options for you out there. You can hang your ornamentals on them and enjoy your own "Christmas tree" all year around without any guilt. Even better, you even aren't bound to any season. For example, why not hang easter eggs on there in the spring? ::: spoiler Bonus idea! You can blow out and then colour your eggs, then scrape nice patterns in the shell with a sharp knife. This way, you can prevent plastic use and even have a nice gift! ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/a70d46e5-86e2-4a5f-aff3-6163eddfa9b7.jpeg) (Picture taken from Pinterest) ::: # Ideas If you don't have pets, a Monstera might be great for you. ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/0703b057-c7de-446d-854d-a40ef0c8d884.jpeg) Those are very common and super easy to propagate via cuttings. Just ask your friends or neighbours if you can get one for free :) Indoor trees, like lemon or avocado trees for example, are a great option if you don't want to spend a single cent and grow them from seed, which is what I'm doing at the moment. You can also decorate smaller plants, like a Pothos for example. ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/b25cf01c-5331-4513-999c-aaeb387b32a5.jpeg) Decorating your own bonsai would also be an eyecatcher ;) There are literally endless options out there for you to explore!
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