no i prefer the image that they tagged their thigh. or possibly scrotum. the scream is better.

i got a quilt with a godsdamn pin sewn in. i ended up having to clip it out.

pff. square.

so i went down a rabbit hole about the village of Chorleywood in Hertfordshire in England and the US Army being responsible for all bread being nasty nowadays and all i can find of it now is this article for the US military and this article for Chorleywood but like, follow this train of thought: you got a dry perishable. put it in a chip bag. fill the chip bag with nitrogen gas. seal it. bam. aerobic processes stop. as far as food distribution, there is no problem. we have refrigerated rail, train, and air. the only thing missing is the will.

honestly this is the first time i’ve seen someone want a text post and not complain a text post could have been a meme. am i on the wrong instance (shut up betteridge)

Why was I laughing? Oh, yes, that extinct bird. Hee hee hee.

One set of parents brought a big bag of earplugs to pass around the plane on a flight I was on. They (fortunately for all of us but mostly them, incorrectly) suspected their infants would scream much of the flight. I do not know them but they are some of my favorite people.