Aliens Ate my Homework

Sideways Stories from Wayside School

I loved both of these when I was that age.

I would if I had my own. People get mad when I do this to theirs.

I have plenty of ideas, but none of them would be appropriate for a team of 5 year olds… 👀

Edit: That’s uh… A bit faster than it was before linking it. 🤔

What do you hit them with?

This is the only thing I like about my boring-ass real name. You’re more likely to find hundreds of pages about some old CBS executive than me.

Yes.

And you do it by actually supervising your children while they are on the internet.

One of the many other problems with recycling besides this tidbit, is the fact that most people don’t even follow the first two instructions before recycling. Nobody reuses anything and nobody has reduced their consumption.