Oh, yes! And they’re really good at it for their age. They’re little sponges with everything they see.

Not a parent, but if you ever need something nearly unbreakable and solid, fix it with baking soda and superglue.

E: Or don’t, whatever. I’m glad to see that nothing ever breaks or needs fixing at your houses for your crotch goblins.

I don’t have an answer, but your post made me think of Patrick.