The audience too!

I don’t want kids around me when I’m at a sex thing, that makes me so uncomfortable. Insane take.

I accidentally answered the door for salespeople ONCE.

I bought what they were selling.

They asked “do you want to save money on your internet?”

I said “no thank you, I’d rather pay more for no caps and faster internet.”

They told me “we just rolled out gigabit on this block”

fuckin shit… you got me. It was also STILL cheaper.