Just adding a tip related to the natural lifespan of clothing!

Machine-drying destroys clothes. Hang-dry your stuff (if climate and living space allow), or at least just your nice clothes, and they will easily last decades.

This is assuming they are properly made clothes from the start, but it’ll also expand the life of random polyester crap as well. Just not as dramatically.

I had to stop and check if this was an Onion article lmao.

Like, has any one of the dozen people that approved this actually met an American?