Kid legitimately prefers reading in the bathroom to doing it in his room and will spend well over an hour in there because of it. It’s a problem when we’ve got somewhere to be…
Kid: I forgot.
Me: You need to work on remembering things a bit better.
Kid: Well somebody told me that as you get older you can’t remember things as well.
Me: Not at 7 years old!
Kid: Well maybe you told me and you just don’t remember.
Apparently not the Dementors in Harry Potter. However, the suspense when Harry might get in trouble with the school admin is too much to watch.