My oldest and his buddies used to dig extensive tunnels under their friends “houses” (more like gigantic palaces of the flashy kind), filled those tunnels to the brim with explosives and just for shit and giggles blew up the estates above.

Medieval war tactics rediscovered by preteens. My inner historian held several celebrations.

everyone I talk to directly has babies that sleep from 8pm to 8am with no stirring and no bottle

That is fantasy talk by those people.