When I’m taking care of the kids I want time to myself, and when I get time cause they’re in daycare I wanna hang with them, it’s a vicious cycle.

This has been my issue trying to get bilingual channels registered, for some reason a lot of channels for one country aren’t allowed in YouTube kids in another.

You even get the “seeing the explosion before you hear it”, effect cause they get the frozen crying face for a few seconds before the wails kick in.

My arm is too big, every time I put mine down I have to figure out how to extricate my big ol’ ham hawks from beneath the baby lest their head fall five feet to the mattress.