I’m truly sorry I couldn’t come at you with more advice.

On the upside, after reading a bit of these comments, you may be ballin’ out of control with dad energy here in a few years. You’re at least already taking on the role, and that’s an extreme amount more than a lot of “fathers” can say.

You keep doing you, dude, it may not be the best, but it’s gonna be alright.

Also don’t have kids, but some real red flag energy coming from the other side of this relationship.

Wants 5x the responsibility they can’t handle now while also letting you wing it/handle all of this like a godamn champion? Pass.