The 5-year-old probably thought it was hilarious. I think the answer is to fill the 5-year-old’s house with 80 chickens.

But not in minecraft but in real life

Set up a trap that starts a massive chicken farm with egg dispensers that causes the game to lag whenever the chicken chunk is loaded.

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He’d probably think that’d be hilarious too. Win-win.

And it’s just fun to throw stacks of eggs at everything in sight. Makes you feel rich these days.

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