When he wants me to tickle him with my foot, he lays on the floor right in front of me while I’m walking and says “Step on me”. I love him but he cannot be saying stuff like this 😭

My parents got my kids a toy vacuum. My daughter was running around with it yelling “suck me off daddy!”

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@Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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Please tell me you’re saving a video of that for when she’s like 25.

I’m so grateful there wasn’t easy video when I was a kid - my family is like a wolf pack, we embarrass each other at the drop of a hat about stuff we did as kids.

Of course you’ll always say “look how cute you were!”

he would probably love a weighted blanket tbh

dryfter
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Mine did the same thing. Kids are weird. 🤣

…he lays on the floor right in front of me while I’m walking…

Have you checked to see whether your child is actually a cat?

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From what I’ve seen this is the 3rd time you’ve posted about this topic of tickling kids laying on the floor with your foot. What’s the deal?

I think we know the deal 😬

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