Them: Knock knock!

Me: Who’s there?

Them: Unicorn.

Me: Unicorn who?

Them: Unicorn. Unicorn. Stop saying unicorn.

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dohpaz42
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Whatever you do, don’t tell them the orange/banana knock knock joke. I made that mistake…. 😬

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I don’t know, they would love that joke.

I would be exhausted of it, but they would love it.

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Exactly.

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