She can move silently about the house at night and sneak up on anyone.

She’s extremely agile and can climb things that her older siblings have difficulty with.

She’s a complete klepto

She’s completely fearless

And today she’s turned her attention to lock picking.

There I am taking a dump when I hear a rummaging sound from the lock of the bathroom door. Moments later I look up at her grinning and brandishing the pair of plastic sunglasses she used to gain entry to the bathroom.

Should I encourage this progression to a life of crime? She clearly has a talent for it. Or is there a more legal application of these talents?

Sounds like she has a promising career in penetration testing

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