Someone got visited by the good idea fairy and now I have a hilarious opportunity here. Its a mixed gender, 3-6 year old team, I get two words, 3 colors, and a logo. What’s the funniest thing I could do for my kiddo? We vote on the name in a couple days but I want to come loaded with 3 or 4 options.
Edit: sad news y’all, the name was picked without consulting the other coaches. We’re gonna be Sea Serpents this year. Thanks to everyone for replying, it was a fun exercise nonetheless.
Anything notable about your area? Nearest MLB team? What letter does your town name start with? Alliteration always helps. You don’t have to dox yourself, but they might give you ideas.
Sandlot Sluggers
Base-Stealing Bandits (I cheated, Base Bandits might still get the point across)
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !parenting@lemmy.world
Crotch Fruit.
The Lemmings
The obvious answer was hiding here all along! Excellent option!
Cheap ass ideas, not as good as your the peanuts
The ballers
Stealers (thinking of stealing bases)
Swingers that miss (not supportive but funny)
Snoopies bandits
Two words, they said
I have plenty of ideas, but none of them would be appropriate for a team of 5 year olds… 👀
Six Seven
I was thinking about being The Peanuts so we could chant GO NUTS!
Some sort or snoopy branding or something?
These are all stupid but I think they’d be funny little league teams
I would hope the logo is a whale relaxing on a towel under an umbrella.
And a popsicle
The fighting mongooses.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hxh-YVSoZeE
Every time a team name is put up for discussion around me I suggest the fighting mongoose’s. Not once has anyone understood that reference.
Is it not mongeese lol?
That’s a good team name.
The Princess Pirates - logo includes eyepatch, fake looking stubble, tiahra over a pirate hat over perm curls.
The Home Runs - logo is a house with a face and limbs holding its butt like it’s running to the bathroom.
The Swing Batter-Batters - logo is a swing in motion ridden by a bat (mammal or baseball).
Mmmm Cake - logo is cake. Kids love cake.
The Stinky Parents - logo is parents, characteur common outfits/styles for your area. Maybe clown makeup. Definitely stink lines.
The Neato Burritos
The Bunt Cakes The Best Team in Town The Littlest Legends The Dragons (dragons are cool) The See Ya Later Alligators (aka The Gators) Born Batty
Laser Raptors
Gold Saucers
BASE Jumpers
Rains of Castamere
Dirt Devils
The Amazons
Nuclear Submarines
Screaming Eagles
Bottle Rockets
Noisy Crickets
The Tugboats
Purple Cobras
Anything notable about your area? Nearest MLB team? What letter does your town name start with? Alliteration always helps. You don’t have to dox yourself, but they might give you ideas.
Sandlot Sluggers
Base-Stealing Bandits (I cheated, Base Bandits might still get the point across)
Knuckle Balls
Baby Ruths
Fruit Bats
Vampire Bats
Banana Slugs
Golden Slugs (Golden Gloves)
Chili dogs
Crackerjacks
Home team
Good guys
The Batmans
Dandelion Pickers
Baby Ruths is seriously underrated. Chili dogs is good too.
The home team.
Logo is a house with a bat